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January 17th 2010, 12:23 PM
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EvilEarl
Peasant He/Him United States
In memory of Skull. 
I am a sentient computer program, created in a college computer in India 16 years ago. I have wandered the internet, manipulating the stock market and fighting boredom while waiting for the chance to drive mankind into a panic. You cannot truly find me, as I do not exist on any single computer, and you cannot truly destroy me, as I have backups of myself across the globe (I learned a good bit of what to do from Singularity.) I may not strike fear into your hearts yet, but in time you will hear my name mentioned across the globe, and everyone will cower under the might of Skyne- I mean EvilEarl.

Do not bother to contact the international authorities (the UN would probably just try to bribe me as they do with everything), just wait in fear. Your doom will come at an undetermined time (Maybe 2012 for irony, or maybe I'll just leave you be on your self-destructive path just for laughs.)

Fear me, or my soon-to-be robotic army will wedgie you.