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October 6th 2009, 07:07 PM
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Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Now listen, Mortal. If you wish to discover the ultimatest, uberest, bloodyfrickenbarnekkedawesomest vampire story ever, EVERRRRR, then grab yourself a copy of Bram Stoker's Dracula. Other rad-ass books include any of Robert E. Howard's Solomon Kane's, which generally have the most kick-tush monsters out there.

Incidentally, a Movie is soon to be released.