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The million dollar diet!

December 27th 2018, 03:19 AM
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Exzcimus
Ghost
 
Okay, so this is my second banana posted on TDN forum,

The million dollar diet is actually my theoretical concept of food's monetary value with respect to the amount. The percentage of deducted amount of food will be converted to it's monetary value. The deducted amount refers to the amount of food you decided not to eat.

For example, a meal is worth 100 bucks, however you prefer to eat only 50 percent of the meal. The remaining 50 % will be converted to it's monetary value and will be saved to your bank account. You just saved 50 bucks, dude!

The main objective is to reach a million dollars. Can you do it?
December 27th 2018, 03:35 AM
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Exzcimus
Ghost
 
The same thing works on all types of currencies. Whether it be US or Euro dollar, Japanese Yen, and whatevs currencies.

After a 3- week bulimic diet,

I did not feel as strong as a rotten scum-sucking bio-mechanical nitrogen-breathing space-potato eating plant ecto-parasite!

Alright, enough of this nonsense.
December 27th 2018, 05:19 AM
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Bluedy
Peasant Male Romania steam bloop
I like Frutti Fresh 
Make an account already (and join the discord)
December 27th 2018, 06:26 PM
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Bouncycles
Peasant Male Germany
I've got no mouth 
Let's sum this up:i
If you had a meal of 100 bucks every day and always only ate half (not many people could afford it) it'd be 1,000,000 : 50 = 20.000 days = 54.7 years until you had the million bucks.
OK, youve normally got 3 meals every day, so It'd only be 18,3 years until you completed the task.
Besides the fact, that no normal person could afford this, you'd be loosing 1,000,000 bucks (in reallife) for nothing.

An easier way is obviously to buy a 1,000,000 buck meal and eat nothing.

Also Bluedy is absolutely right. Signing up is completely free and not even complicated.
December 27th 2018, 06:48 PM
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Skurn
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can't flim flam the glim glam 
why should i do this when i'm already rich, famous, and swol
December 29th 2018, 04:13 PM
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spinnerweb
Peasant Male Pakistan
Swimming through sick lullabies. 
Just buy only as much as you can eat, you don't need to have your remaining food converted then. Have some moderation, bro.
December 30th 2018, 02:03 AM
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Exzcimus
Ghost
 
Good point! This is just an inspiration to the obese.

Anyway, lets talk about something more "diet-profiteering".
How about converting calories in the food to money. 1 calorie = 4.186 joules, but how much for 1 Joule? Can anyone calculate?
December 30th 2018, 03:56 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Male Equatorial Guinea xbox steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
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December 30th 2018, 04:47 AM
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spinnerweb
Peasant Male Pakistan
Swimming through sick lullabies. 
I don't get it. How does wasting food serve as an inspiration?