The Dink Network

Totally won.

http://www.dinknetwork.com/duck.js

so cavalier

I'm not a dog.

so meta

how did I miss this argh

Dan, when this is all over, you've got to have the Duck sounds as an optional feature.

Better yet, have punching sounds, swords sounds, pig sounds.

Girl screaming sounds, Dink being damaged sounds, pillbug sounds...

All entirely randomized depending on what sounds you want to hear.