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There is a game where you date birds

There is a GAME where you DATE BIRDS

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what the helllllll

Actually, it's WAY more messed up than it sounds. The second link is a screenshot LP and it is actually a game where birds have taken over the world and a horrible mad scientist bird wants to kill you.

What the HELLLLLLL

Edit: Crap, I was so freaked out I forgot to make this a banana topic.

There is a Wario dating game where you can date the other MEN in the Mario franchise (in hopes of stealing their coins, of course). At this point, it takes a lot for a game to truly surprise me. The only thing that surprises me a lot is that this bird dating game is supposed to be at E3...

I thought nothing coming from Japan could surprise me anymore. I was wrong.

i came here expecting furries

i was disappointed

Hehehehehehehehehehe

Oh, actual burds. Yaaaawn

I thought nothing coming from Japan could surprise me anymore. I was wrong.

Unless it includes tentacle sex with said birds, I'm not buying that it's from Japan.

This game sounds wonderful.

Actually, the quality of the writing is surprisingly good.

It will make you care about stock photos of birds and their feelings.