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Which two alien races do you think would have an epic war, and why?
And who do you think would win?
Pick two alien races from any move or tv series.

Mine would be the wraith from stargate atlantis vs wookiees from starwars.
Because they are both badasses worthy of eachother.

And the wookies would win. The Wookies always win.

Predators VS Vanduul

if games also count then Furons[Destroy all humans] vs. Jedi[Lego Starwars]or Abs

Even though jedi arent actually an alien race, that war would indeed be epic...

(also jedi werent seen in lego version first )

Turians vs. Xenomorphs.

Xenomorphs would win.

Dalek (Doctor Who) Vs. The Flood (Halo)

I'm actually pretty unsure who would win. If I had to pick one, I guess I'd choose Daleks.

@ Zed ok I will get a different "ALIEN" race fight

Mexicans[Mexico] vs. Africans{Africa]

Mexicans[good strength and earn fast cash from working also moustaches]

Africans[camo{no racisum intended}Good fighting tech and animal help]

wat

foreignrs = aliens or Mental Pacient = Abs

Now I will tell you how boners are made.

When Aliens wear purple hats because pancakes that are purple beat up white suger coated waffles who go out with their gray poptart girlfriends who KRISKNOX eat when he gos out with some girlfriend who makes the Dink Network seem smart, but not too smart.

And thats were babys come from, in a short easy to understand sentance.

now who wants to hear how KrisKnox became a wolf

I'm pretty sure you could never come close to even knowing how I discovered my Therianthropy without knowing me well enough.

Psh! Like that's a reason not to tell the story.

Well, I won't tell as long as Skull gets angry at me for even mentioning it. (We came to somewhat of an agreement, he and I.)

the story is Kris was on a chore for his "girlFriend" [as the tale goes] and he was faced by a pack of wolfs, his only choices were to be attacked and robbed or give them food.He didnt have any time and was bitten and boom he got an erection and then became a wolf

What really happened was more mundane and had less erections.

But! Back top the topic at hand!

Geth versus the Borg. (Mass Effect and Star Trek respectively.) I'd say, the Geth.

what does mundane mean and it would be better with more erections and then Ms.Dink then broken erections, then explosins and me or Sword

me again Dack.. raises hand and Kapow!! ?

Dack, You do remember I am 97 and at this ripe old age I neither have erections nor do I cause them sigh... moving on...

Mundane is ordinary, every day, blah, dull, no interest, boooooring stuff. Like making your bed every morning, cleaning your teeth - smiting young childre... oops <rubs that bit out> well u get the point

@ KirsKnox: Hmm.. well as you are the only wolf I know (even slightly) I for one would very much like to hear the story of how you got to where u are now please... any chance you will share with the rest of us? I am sure some of the others here would like to know as well

Guess those that dont - dont need to read aany further

If enough people want to, then I will make a topic regarding it. Now, let's get back to the topic at hand.

its been on topic long enough - this is dink network -nothing stays on topic this long - its a sign of outer forces taking over and oh heck - WE ARE DOOMED dooommmeeddd I tells ya!!

As I recall, Skorn, you weren't exactly polite to me regarding this, sending me a PM telling me to 'cut the crap' without even taking into consideration what I had told you, not even reading it.

Now, can we please talk about something else before this thread turns into a flame war? How about puppies? Who ducking loves puppies?

puppies are better than cats i guess - my cat pees everywhere and hes about to get his water cut off permanently if he doesnt cut it out.. yeah puppiees are cuter i think...

whistles...

awww soo cute!! I want!!

(Clicks) AAH! ALIENS!

And puppies don't pee everywhere? It'll be months before those suckers learn to go outside for their needs. <- bloody turd

@ms.Dink, first of oww that hurt and you might make erections to old men and mabye troll, abs, or krisknox if you dress as a wolf.and Mundane things are things I forget to do like brushing my teeth and making my bed.

@Kris, I think both are cute I know some cats in my trailer park who are cute mainly melody, Fraisure is a little fat and likes to play a scratching game if he catches me off guard

*faceplams at the whole flippin thread*

hugs zeddybear - wasnt me honest - shows huge puppie eyes

it was her- shows huge kitten eyes ,meow

I love this.

if this is now a quiz from a ghost, is the answer blue,no green,wait true,false,I dont know

@KrisKnox: I second MsDink's motion; story! My guess, though, is you discovered either your Native American heritage or your tail.

Zomg.... the actual topic lastd 7 posts

well lets throw a party then even though I bet I can make a topic that stays on it.