Another Attempt at
Hi people!
Happy Valentines Day!!
from America. A holiday dedicated to selling greeting cards & candy..
(the stories about the articles are true, I thought to intermix them with humour)
I read the article about New Yorks great idea for Valentines Day. I wanted to share this with you.
"New York Sewer plant tours offered for Valentines Day" (wow!)
I have been searching for years to find something like this for a Valentines day present for my wife.
This looked like it fits the bill. I called the Mayor here, in our small town. He was overjoyed at the
thought, and saw that this would be a great photo op for his re-election campaign.
He then called the media. All two of them. They then called the EPA, for a comment. Well, to make a long story short. We went there and found the EPA closing the sewer plant. The media people rushed my wife for comment. She fell into the seperator tank.
I just read another article here about a nice lady who had her diamond necklace fall off into the toilet. The nice people at the sewage treatment plant, found it.
They gave it back to her.
Well, umm .. if anyone finds my wife... would you please bring her home?
Be well,
Matt
Happy Valentines Day!!
from America. A holiday dedicated to selling greeting cards & candy..
(the stories about the articles are true, I thought to intermix them with humour)
I read the article about New Yorks great idea for Valentines Day. I wanted to share this with you.
"New York Sewer plant tours offered for Valentines Day" (wow!)
I have been searching for years to find something like this for a Valentines day present for my wife.
This looked like it fits the bill. I called the Mayor here, in our small town. He was overjoyed at the
thought, and saw that this would be a great photo op for his re-election campaign.
He then called the media. All two of them. They then called the EPA, for a comment. Well, to make a long story short. We went there and found the EPA closing the sewer plant. The media people rushed my wife for comment. She fell into the seperator tank.
I just read another article here about a nice lady who had her diamond necklace fall off into the toilet. The nice people at the sewage treatment plant, found it.
They gave it back to her.
Well, umm .. if anyone finds my wife... would you please bring her home?
Be well,
Matt
Lolwut? Gotta give it to you, Mattie. You make me look sane. 
*sets Mattie on fire* 
/me begins to devour the fire zeddy is leaving behind
