The Dink Network

Reality is now cancelled. We're all living inside a movie. One of those action ones with lots of shooting and car chasing and such.
But in between, it will turn into a horror movie, when we start banging on the small TV screen saying "We can't get out!" and are then hunted by a scary, half-visible being
The upside is, we all get to survive in the end, except for the idiots who are always clowning around or the perverts/annoying chicks. (Sorry Tal )
Here are some things that will happen:
Your car will never start when you need to escape.
If it starts, it will crash into a tree within 100 yards.
If it does not crash, the killer will leap at you from the back seat.
You will always have enough ammo for your gun until it becomes more dramatic for you to escape.
The most innocent guy is the killer and the most suspicious guy is innocent.
Y'all continue the list

The awful truth is that it has now been found out that space constantly expands.

I'm veeeery innocent!
*evil lopsided smile*

I'm wearing a large metal pyramid-like helmet.

There are two monsters that can kill you, but you will have to ally yourself with the lesser of two evils in order to survive.

It was all martriges fault.

Step in and see Smiling Sam, the Zoot Suit man.

This thread reminds me of ''The ugly truth''.

I had SabreTrout for lunch and Sparrowhawk for dinner. I reckon it explains my utterly delicious British accent.