The Dink Network

the blonde person goes to the fuel station he fuels up the tank and puts sticky tape of the fuel dashboard so the meter dosent go down.
How can you tell if a blonde has been making choc chip cookies.
There is M&M shells all over the floor.

its not nice to make fun of your ex pred.

Yeah, it's not funny
She's not his ex anyway, she turned him down.

oh riiigghhtt.... wait was that before or after she called him an ape and kicked his nuts off?

I think it was after, because he certainly does seem to have taken it into his head that he's a nutless ape.

of course.

@DD the reason why your angry because you have sand up your a$$.

Lulz, no I don't. You do though. Looks like it will need some long metal thingy to get out.

@zeddexx i bet your ex was sheep

And yours was goat. Except when you tried to rape it it kicked you painfully in the ... nevermind.

@DD yes you do

A big fat blonde american goat.

Scuffle. Scuffle.
DinkDoodler vs Predator ULTIMAAAAATE SMACKDOOOOOWN!

hey, HEY!! TAG team bro! HE can have his goat whore.

/me tags zeddexx in because I'm laughing too much

1-2-3

tung-tung-tung

And the winner is the tag team of MsDink and Predator.

That's rude. Who made the duck the ref?
*me and zeddexx smak the referee*

zeddexx Tackles predator and slams his head a few times into the floor
but predator manages to get a healing kiss from his goat hoe and bounces back with a vengance.
zeddexx deftly picks pred up into the air and throws him onto the back of his goat whore (where pred had wanted to be all along) zeddexx runs back to the corner and tags DD

You know what to hell with this im too old for this sh!T
im out of here
zeddexx and dinkdoodler why dont you just get a room.

We DID get a room! FOR YOU! a nice big white padded room, and it comes with a nice free jacket too! enjoy!

The goat got the only available room

*Me drags predator back by the leg*
You dont wanna try your room?
*locks him in and goes to find a hotel for himself*

*Descends in Chinook, seperating the squabbling brats and whisking Pred to safety*

Schnapper why didnt you rescue the goat too?

she always gets left out

Poor little thing.

what is to become of her... its getting dark and she is all alone

just because she fat, blonde, and american doesnt mean she doesnt have feelings! pred you heartless tart!

How dare you! Poor wittle goat!

BTW i finaly figured out why pred doesnt make an account, its cuz he likes to type in "banana" all the time... sicko... i mean we all knew he was into "bananas" but thats just obsessive... pred, you HAVE to tell goat about your true sexual enclination, she doesnt deserve to be hurt again

@zeddexx no retard i tried 4 times to make an account and i did not reseive an e-mail

thats cause you are trying to use a name someone else already has dibs on and has registered, so it can never be yours... you have to choose another nickname Pred.

Edit - why not try to register Pred then??

I did i chose hitler and punisher and the account were succesfuly created but the email was not sent.

Good. Yay!

That's because you're using a ducking crappy @. GOD!! How many times do I have to explain this to people. Nobody seems to get anything into their heads here.

And just to throw in my two cents, Predator has acted better in this thread than any other.

Riiiiiight...yeah, because he made what he calls a joke.
Da!

He hasn't spammed in this thread. If you wanna see someone telling a joke here as spam, then go away. He may spam at times, but at least he isn't encouraging others to spam like MsDink, and spam, flame and act all childish the whole time like you. You're a freaking twelve-year-old man. If you were in the medieval times, you'd been sent on the battlefields three years ago (and with that attitude probably killed on the same day), so start trying to act a little more mature.

@DD your the biggest joke in history.

sand up your a$$
ex was a sheep
im too old for this
you two clowns
biggest joke in history
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Lucky me! If I was sent on the battlefield, I would get some training.

@Skull
in battle DD would not last a minute

and plus i thought he was 2 year old he seems to act like one.

Some training in hell, perhaps, yes.

Then you aren't born yet.
Vampires don't die at the hands of scumbags like you!

Hmmm... I wonder what Tal said about those warnings. Hmmm...

Yeah, but he didn't let me ask any questions about what to do and not and closed the message too soon, so it's not me fault.

I can't take this crap. Stop filling threads with 40 posts of bullshoot while I sleep.