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Big show was 7,2 in 2002 then 7,0 in 2003 i mean what the hell what happen did some chop his legs off then they had to find smaller legs(JUST JOKING!!)yeah but seriosly Batista was billed as 6,7 in OVW then 6,6 in evolution then 6,5 later on its just really stupid
people dont just shrink out of nowhere unless their really old 80+ and sheamus is not 6,6 his more like 6,4

*sigh*

Actually it's possible skull got shorter because of a surgery he got.

*sigh* again.

I'm sorry for being sympathetic^.

*sigh* *thumps Absolution "good job managing to stand this**walks away*

*chant*

Mrgantoe, it is very unlikely that they would be able to wrestle after such surgery. I'll be having small limping for the rest of my life. Besides, people know for a fact that WWE's heights can jump around quite a lot.

As for speaking of WWE, gotta love how CM Punk cuts those promos. It may be scripted for him to speak, but what he speaks is from his heart.

Jeff Hardy is so much better.
By the way, Skull, that's gotta be bad on top of yer hands

You know who was awesome? Andre the Giant.

He was especially awesome in the Princess Bride

You know who was awesome? Andre the Giant.

He died cause his body didn't stop growing. Now that's messed up.

Man, he probably should've had his legs shortened. Poor guy.

I don't think that woulda helped him. I mean, everything in his body kept growing. Even if his legs were shortened, it was only a matter of time for his heart to give.

Aw, you thought I was serious? You take the fun out of everything, especially when it's you related.

Um... since when was I Andre the Giant? And yeah, I usually take things seriously when talking about someone's death. Personally, I don't care but you'll never know when someone comes along saying "Don't pull DDC into a real person's death" or something similar.

You still don't get it!

No, I don't.

Andre the Giant proved that the butt can be used as a weapon. Now, Rey Mysterio is proving that you don't need a fat ass to be able to do it. Por le Mort ala Madagascar. (French!)

Rey Mysterio sucks. He's not been a heel for once during his 10 year career in WWE. And to think faces turned heel and vice versa every second week or so back in the day.

I think heels are cooler. The Day... oh how I miss the good ol' days. But they're never comin' back. Awesome!

Mrgantoe:wrestlings fake
Announcer:and mrgantoe deals a low blow to wrestling fans every were.

Wrestling's scripted. It's not fake nor non-fake. For example, the storylines are fake but the bumps the wrestlers take are real.

People who say it's completely and utterly fake should really check the Undertaker vs. Mick Foley Cell match.

I never realized how popular WWE was. I lost interest in that during like 7th or 8th grade.

They've been told what they're gonna do, but it doesn't make that neckbreaker hurt any less.
My favourite match is Jeff Hardy vs Undertaker Extreme rules, because Jeff Hardy won!
By the way, HBK was awesome and shouldn't have left.

@Striker andre is not so awesome andre was NOT a good wrestler he was very overweight he did not have many moves
just look at Andre vs Hogan at WM3 Hogan basicly carried the whole match by himself.
Hogan was a way better wrestler then Andre.

Just... just shut up. I don't wanna hear any more.

F#CK you dinkdoodlar if you dont want to hear it get out of here because this is MY THREAD!!

No, I claimed this thread, And this is redink1's forum.

At least Andre managed to be more than the superman of the company. Also @DD, I don't really care who wins the matches, at least not anymore. I just like to see some entertaining matches, which are very hard to find on WWE now.

Yeah but that match was epic, they beat each other senseless before Jeff pinned the big guy.
Andre was good in his time.
Yeah, I only watch WWE now if I stumble upon it by chance. If it's on I might watch it. But all I see now is poor acting.

No this is my thread DD
and why do you think andre is a great wrestler?

I am the greatest wrestler of them all.

Rawr.

You forgot Jarvis. Judging by his entrance in AKT2, he's a wrestler, and judging by the end fight, he pwnt you.

Though... he did use an international object which should lead to a dq.

Who cares? Isaac Newton beats up all of them using the laws of Physics:
For every action is an equal and opposite reaction - Hit them with same force as they hit you.

Bodies at rest remain at rest unless some external force is applied - Don't get up until they hit you.

Maybe Nikolai Tesla could thrash Newton.

Metallica wins though; they can thrash metal.

And this thread goes to Schnapper, due to the level of win that his post recently generated.

I'm sure Skull will say thar Chuck Norris will pwn them both.

Nope DD would put every thing in caps t was probaly me but you can never be 100% sure.

Bra and panties? I always preferred ancient Greek style...

Whoever was that imposter?

"Metallica wins though; they can thrash metal."

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Well, he had been wrestling for decades at that point and was suffering from multiple health issues when they did that match. He was pretty much retired by that point, while Hogan was at his peak. This is a pretty good article about Andre and his love of drinking.

At first I read "his love of dinking". I was like then I was like then and finally .