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How to create 60 corps in 60 seconds

Power Of Blood

June 13th 2011, 10:29 AM
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Godley
Peasant
 
To be honest, it is getting a bit tough for me.
June 13th 2011, 11:03 AM
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JugglingDink
Peasant Male United Kingdom
Wagwarn 
Well, I kinda just ran around whacking all the monsters and hitting them with spells as much as I could. Although, I think I read somewhere that the time limit's run out at different speeds on different computers, so it could simply be that you literally do not have enough time to kill them all. If that's the case, I could probably update it and add in an extra 10 seconds or something... But yeah, my tactic was just to smack everything with no regard for Dink's health.
June 13th 2011, 11:34 AM
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Godley
Peasant
 
I guess you should have made it something like 1:20 or so.

In my case, I get to about 32 kills and dink's health takes hardly a few hits, but then the time gets over
June 13th 2011, 11:37 AM
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Skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
You are mistaken. This is the first attempt in D-Mod history to create a real-life quest. You'll need to go to the closest electronics store, and buy a new computer. Then bring it back to your house and Martridge should send you a text message on how to get your new computer working. Just be sure to buy the right kind of computer, or you might have to spend more gold than needed. After this, the time shouldn't go too fast for you. While this may have some bugs, such as Martridge not always sending you a text message when he should (cursed variables), keep in mind that it is the first real-life quest ever attempted within The Dink Community.
June 13th 2011, 11:41 AM
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Godley
Peasant
 


I have no boncas around me to kill and collect gold from.
June 13th 2011, 11:43 AM
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Skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
This real-life quest caused a massive bug within some of the enemies. Instead of the NPC's referring to monsters with words like "Slayer" and "Bonca", they are now called "Billionaire" and "Millionaire"s. Something also happened with the ini lines, so instead of their usual graphics, the enemies now show up as guys in expensive suits.

But don't worry, the purple kind of millionaires can't hit you with their tail.
June 13th 2011, 11:49 AM
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Godley
Peasant
 
I guess I will wait for the rectifying patch to appear.
June 13th 2011, 11:54 AM
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Skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
Yes, either wait for the patch which hopefully increases the time or check the scripts. If it says

&goodcomputer = 0;

you will need to do the real-life quest.
June 13th 2011, 12:34 PM
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Godley
Peasant
 
I guess I will wait for the rectifying patch to appear.

When I said this, I meant patch for this

This real-life quest caused a massive bug within some of the enemies. Instead of the NPC's referring to monsters with words like "Slayer" and "Bonca", they are now called "Billionaire" and "Millionaire"s. Something also happened with the ini lines, so instead of their usual graphics, the enemies now show up as guys in expensive suits.

But don't worry, the purple kind of millionaires can't hit you with their tail.
June 13th 2011, 01:41 PM
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JugglingDink
Peasant Male United Kingdom
Wagwarn 
I guess I'll make myself go and patch the timer to 90 seconds or something at somepoint... Oh, and my computer's actually pretty crap, so... I kinda figured everyone's computer would be as good as or better than mine
June 13th 2011, 01:46 PM
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Skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
That might be the exact problem. If your computer is slow, it will either make Dink move slower, or the timer slower. Guess in your case it was the timer.
June 14th 2011, 08:03 AM
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merder
Peasant Male Netherlands xbox steam
The Voice in the back of your head! 
well that quest was hard but the trick is killing more then 1 monster at once! if you do that it should make it a lot easier and another trick is some farming(getting them close to each other and then hacking them in pieces).
June 14th 2011, 08:06 AM
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MsDink
Peasant Female New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
merder you bloodthirsty wee thing hehe CARNAGE is over for the time being
June 14th 2011, 08:22 AM
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scratcher
Bard Male Finland bloop
cigarette bonca 
It's no accident his name is one letter away from MURDER.
June 14th 2011, 08:27 AM
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MsDink
Peasant Female New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
yes he worries me that one - so bloodthirsty for one so young o.O
June 14th 2011, 10:35 AM
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merder
Peasant Male Netherlands xbox steam
The Voice in the back of your head! 
yes he worries me that one - so bloodthirsty for one so young o.O

Hmm worried abut it? well might be a side effect for all the RPG's and shooters i played. guess it had to start at sometime and well for now i can keep it under control with virtual blod jus don't hope i need real blood to quench it anytime soon