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DinkSmallwood Novelization is finished.

March 31st 2011, 11:17 AM
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I photocopied it and set up a kind of home sale outside the house. I sold 3 copies!
March 31st 2011, 11:23 AM
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If this is true, why not post it here? Or at the very least give us the wonderful opportunity to buy it.
April 1st 2011, 03:15 AM
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Ok, how?
I have to type it all again?
April 1st 2011, 03:47 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Copy - Paste.
April 1st 2011, 05:05 AM
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LordDan
Peasant She/Her
ppeanut? 
hehehe
fail.
April 1st 2011, 07:55 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Congratulations man! Good job promoting a great cause!
April 1st 2011, 09:32 AM
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I handwrote it, actually. I'll type the first chapter and if you like it I will do the rest.
April 1st 2011, 05:14 PM
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pillbug
Peasant He/Him United States
Love! True love! 
Hand...write?
April 1st 2011, 08:39 PM
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Mrgantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
But it's an ebook that for 1.99 I just think I will skip way to expensive I mean really why dinkdoodler why
April 2nd 2011, 02:31 AM
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That, my friend, was a joke.
April 2nd 2011, 06:27 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
This whole thread is a joke. I bet he wrote a two page thing about it and then sold it to the rest of his family, which obviously didn't want to see him disappointed.
April 3rd 2011, 05:08 AM
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What's it with you, Skull?
April 3rd 2011, 03:39 PM
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Yes, type the first chapter.
April 3rd 2011, 06:04 PM
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Mrgantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
I thought you already typed some of it it syarted out it was in third person ( the worst). And he has the compulsion to kill pigs starting with the old one moving to the younger ones decapitating them it was very grisly
April 4th 2011, 03:24 AM
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I'll type it out as soon as summer holidays start(13th april)
June 2nd 2011, 09:53 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
So?
June 2nd 2011, 10:13 AM
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iplaydink
Peasant He/Him Sweden
Hmm.. 
Hehe.. be kind to the younger children, skull!
June 2nd 2011, 10:41 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Be honest to the older adults, DinkDoodler!
June 2nd 2011, 10:47 AM
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DinkDoodler, do you have a scanner? Maybe you can post the images of the pages somewhere and someone else can type it.
June 3rd 2011, 08:14 AM
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Have any of you heard about summer camps? No, not camping, that's just to make it sound better, should summer STUDY THE BREAKFAST OUTTA YA! They end on 20th July. Honest
June 3rd 2011, 08:35 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
if (&dinkdoodler's msgs == latest one)
{
&dinkdoodler speaking = true;
}
else
{
&dinkdoodler speaking = lies;
}
June 3rd 2011, 09:01 PM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
You call others out on lying??? wow = pot calling kettle black tad there huh?
June 4th 2011, 01:04 AM
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Predator
Ghost They/Them
 
How do i get this novel?
June 4th 2011, 03:46 AM
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Skull
Ghost They/Them
 
MsDink? What are you on about?
June 4th 2011, 04:43 AM
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Nancy, it's like I said, it ain't the work it's the worry.
June 4th 2011, 11:52 PM
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Predator
Ghost They/Them
 
I WANT THIS NOVEL!!
June 5th 2011, 04:58 AM
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iplaydink
Peasant He/Him Sweden
Hmm.. 
I wouldn't be too sure about that.
June 5th 2011, 05:25 PM
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Mrgantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
Well let's see since it's quite past the date he promised he *ahem* sorry I have a cough accidentally dropped the novelization as he calls it right into his fire place.
June 6th 2011, 04:56 AM
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I dont have a fireplace I have electric heaters. BUSTED! I'll do it July 20. Be mindful of other bubba's time.
June 6th 2011, 11:30 AM
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I bet you can still get the pages to burn on an electric heater.
November 6th 2011, 03:18 AM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
No story?
*cries*
November 6th 2011, 03:22 AM
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Yeah. I'm lazy. I admit.
November 6th 2011, 03:35 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
That reminds me. I have to get to typing The Amulet: Diretooth's Legacy, Hexen, and Lineage: Ortus Luna. (Looks indecisive.) Should I go with Hexen? Or maybe Diretooth's Legacy?
November 6th 2011, 03:36 AM
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The awesomest one
Yeah, this is shameless, but I didn't really give this novelization a thought after June
November 6th 2011, 03:53 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
I stick with my first statement.
November 6th 2011, 05:08 AM
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enchilado
Peasant He/Him Australia
Quack. 
Originally posted by Mrgantoe:
I thought you already typed some of it it syarted out it was in third person ( the worst).


Most novels are in third person. What don't you like about it?
November 6th 2011, 07:03 AM
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Kyle
Peasant He/Him Belgium
 
I greatly prefer third person. This is because the writer can then include the thoughts of other people and events at other locations.
November 9th 2011, 10:20 PM
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MrGantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
I prefer something in the middle. Like those weird books that will have three characters that have there thoughts expressed in different chapters.