DinkSmallwood Novelization is finished.
I photocopied it and set up a kind of home sale outside the house. I sold 3 copies!
If this is true, why not post it here? Or at the very least give us the wonderful opportunity to buy it.

Congratulations man! Good job promoting a great cause!
I handwrote it, actually. I'll type the first chapter and if you like it I will do the rest.
But it's an ebook that for 1.99 I just think I will skip way to expensive I mean really why dinkdoodler why
This whole thread is a joke. I bet he wrote a two page thing about it and then sold it to the rest of his family, which obviously didn't want to see him disappointed.
I thought you already typed some of it it syarted out it was in third person ( the worst). And he has the compulsion to kill pigs starting with the old one moving to the younger ones decapitating them it was very grisly
I'll type it out as soon as summer holidays start(13th april)
DinkDoodler, do you have a scanner? Maybe you can post the images of the pages somewhere and someone else can type it.
Have any of you heard about summer camps? No, not camping, that's just to make it sound better, should summer STUDY THE BREAKFAST OUTTA YA! They end on 20th July. Honest

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You call others out on lying??? wow = pot calling kettle black tad there huh?
Nancy, it's like I said, it ain't the work it's the worry.
Well let's see since it's quite past the date he promised he *ahem* sorry I have a cough accidentally dropped the novelization as he calls it right into his fire place.
I dont have a fireplace I have electric heaters. BUSTED! I'll do it July 20. Be mindful of other bubba's time.
I bet you can still get the pages to burn on an electric heater.
That reminds me. I have to get to typing The Amulet: Diretooth's Legacy, Hexen, and Lineage: Ortus Luna. (Looks indecisive.) Should I go with Hexen? Or maybe Diretooth's Legacy?
The awesomest one
Yeah, this is shameless, but I didn't really give this novelization a thought after June

Yeah, this is shameless, but I didn't really give this novelization a thought after June

Originally posted by Mrgantoe:
I thought you already typed some of it it syarted out it was in third person ( the worst).
Most novels are in third person. What don't you like about it?
I thought you already typed some of it it syarted out it was in third person ( the worst).
Most novels are in third person. What don't you like about it?
I greatly prefer third person. This is because the writer can then include the thoughts of other people and events at other locations.