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Chuck Norris shall win, but only by a cheap shot.

"You know what they said about Chuck Norris. He's so tough that he doesn't have a chin under his beard...There's only another fist!"

Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris > Dink Smallwood

Bruce Lee can suck my donuts for having Jackie Chan do all his stunts.

Say what? Dude try to compare them carefully.Besides in Enter the Dragon Jackie Chan was kicdked in the ass by Bruce Lee(I'm serious...Jackie Chan was playing as a guard but Bruce Lee owned him)

If Bruce Lee did one of the stunts Jackie Chan did, he would be dead. But he hasn't, cause he is a coward.

You are aware that Bruce Lee is actually dead, though, right?

Yeah... After trying to do those. Lesson of the day: jealousy can kill.

Dammit, Skull. When I saw the title and forum icon I thought you actually made a D-mod where you fight Chuck Norris.

I remember that quote.... Oh I remember Family guy!

And Dink would crush chuck like a muffin!

Awesome IPD But Dink could still kick Chucks butt cause Chuck relies on rumor to make him look tough,whereas Dink is so tough he smaks pigs and ducks for fun - why he is so tough he can kick sand in his OWN face.

All hail Smallwood! Chuck cowers in the shadows compared to him.

No, Chuck Norris had an abusive father, and was stationed in Korea for military training where he learned various forms of martial arts. He actually had a pretty interesting time over there.

He's a real big jerk these days though.

Also Dink is a character in a computer game.

What???? NO!! Dont say that Its so not true... Dink is real and awesome and and.. oh pfftt,
You are the kind of person that will tell me there is no santa next - no tooth fairy and OMG no easter bunny!! Stoppitttttt

Chuck Norris > Existence. Dink Smallwood = Existence. Therefor, Chuck can only win by a cheap shot.

The whole Chuck Norris internet thing got old years ago. Nor was it actually funny in the first place.

Yawn.

yes
but
Chuck Norris = a
Dink Smallwood ower hero = b
now
b/a=x-a=b=s therfor a=axtract but a=axtract-x=b
therfor a=b
wait WTF
oh,
a=axtract-x=b/the positive sum of your face because dink smallwood rules
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How much wood could a woodchuck, chuck? If a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

None.

No 25!

you are lucky that you are already be-headed other vise i would be-head you

I thought the Chuck thing was pretty funny for much longer than it any right to be (due to people taking it new and ridiculous levels), but it really is totally dead now and has been for at least over a year now.