Why does Ethel have a beard?
| Choice | Votes | Percent | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gender mixup | 20 | 23% |  |
| Quacker's magic spell | 16 | 19% | |
| Ate too many bananas | 14 | 16% | |
| Funny ingredient in the booze | 14 | 16% | |
| Hormone treatment gone wrong | 13 | 15% | |
| Counterproductive hair removal product | 7 | 8% | |
| Total | 84 | 100% |
