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January 28th 2009, 03:05 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Dickheads these days know no bounds! For firks sake, if one was truly a Dink-aholic as they claim, they would know about other attempts to "make dink better".

BUT...

...there is still hope for mentally challenged folk who believe they are from Terris if they but follow these simple-to-grasp words of advice from Schnapper:

1.)Run up the side of a precipitous cliff as fast as you possibly can
2.)When you have reached the brim of the cliff, Jump
3.)Attempt at least a double front-flip
4.)Hope that there were many treacherous rocks, breakers and starved sharks waiting to welcome to Davy-Jones Locker

EXCLUSIVE HINT!! If you are still alive after this, select another cliff and start-over for a fun-filled activity!

Remember, RAJESH, Respect is everything.

<Schnapper sets down bottle and jumps off cliff upon checkin dates>