The Dink Network

The Adventure of Dink Smallwood.

Woke up this Mornin' with a Real Bad headache, Couldn't remember what had happened Last night, Looked down the Stairs, Mum was Cooking break-fast, then when I least expected it she popped her head round the wall and Said "Good Morning Dink!, Would you like some breakfast?" I was wondering what Mum wanted so I said "Yes Please, But Mum." I waited for a Responce, "Yes Dink?" she Replied.
"What Exactly Happened Last night?"
Then Mum Sighed "Eat your Breakfast, and then i'll tell you."
So I rush my Breakfast.. Feeling full I got myself a drink.
Then Mum Said "Well Dink, Last night your Father Returned from the War!" In Amazement a Managed to say, "Wha', Where is he!!?" Mum looked at the Floor, Sadly.
"He left this morning, didn't even leave us a note."
"Well my Heads Aching badly, I think I got drunk last night."
Mum looks at me Oddly "Well the time is Dinner soon, If you want you can go and Play?" I replied "Nah, I Can't be bothered."
Mum Grinned and Said "Of course, you could always go do your chores, like feed the Pigs!" I decided to Go and do my Chores, So I don't have to do 'em Later. "Okay Mom." I go to the Corner of the Room and Pick up the Pig Feed, "I'll be Back in a Bit mum!" I shout.

I walk to the Pigs thinking about going onto Amazing adventures, then I bump into the Pig Fence. I snap out of my Day Dreaming and enter the Pig Stye, I drop some Pig feed on the floor then a Pig comes up to me and says "Comeon Dink!! Im Hungry Ya no!" I screamed when the Pig said that.
My Enemie Milder FlatStomp heard my Scream and went and told The Local bar.
I told my mom that I had finished my Chores, she said then "Go out and Play for a while, I'll call you in when Dinners Done!" I reply, Joyfully "Okies!"

I walk over to Chelseas House Hoping shes Inside, I knock onto the door and Chelsea opens the door, I Wave to her and say "Howdy Chelsea" she replies "Hiya Dink, how are you this Mornin'?" I will be Honest here "I have a Headache from Last nights Party, what about you?" Chelsea replys Laughing "Im good Thanks, Anyway what Brings you around this half of town?"
I reply stupidly "My Moms Cooking Dinner, I think" Chelsea starts Laughing at me, "Dink your SO Funny!!" Then I decided to go Home and ask Mom if dinner was done, When I arrived home I shouted "Mum Im Home!, Is Dinner Ready!?"
she Replied Busy like "Not yet Deary, would you be a Angel and go get me three Alk Tree Nuts?" as I was In a good mood today, I decided to reply Positive "Yes."
I run into the Forest and Guard Jenson didn't catch me, Even though He doesn't like me going out of town.
As I get the Nuts, I hear a Slow Moving Noise, Speedily I turn around, Its a Talking PillBug, the PillBug said "Hey Dink, Wanna Battle?" as I was bored, I said "Yes!!" And then I draw out my Claw sword and he Draws out his... his....... well what ever Pill Bugs Have! I Hit him once with my Sword and he Dies, How Wimpy!!

I return home, the Long way so Gaurd doesn't Catch me, But Unfortunately I was Followed By a Bonca into town, so the Gaurd decides to Try Attack the Bonca, But miserebly Failed, then King Daniel Told ME to get the Bonca Out of there, So I get my Bow and Arrow Out and Shoot it, But the Bonca Somehow Hits me for 50 Damage!!, So I use the food that My Mum Gave me and then Im fully Healed...

When I got home... My House was Burnt down... I ran in to get my Mom, or the Remains of her.
I Pull her out, Luckily she is Still alive.
I Hug her and say "Why'd You leave the fire on when you were Stiching!, I told you to turn the fire off!"
Mum Replys Coughing "Im... I..m Sorry Dink."
We Have to go from WoodBrook to Tenesie over the Bridge, where a Man Is waiting for me to Pay him 100Gp, I tell him where he Can stick that price, then I decide to kill him.. How easy!

My Auntie WoodWood was Waiting in her Big house, there was a Man there... Mack he was Called... In the Middle of the night, mom was Asleep, I slowy tip toed Down Stairs and Saw Mack Hitting Aunt Wood Wood, I went back to bed and in the morning I said to Aunt "I saw Mack Hit you." she says "Don't hurt him, Please!", I decided to let him Live, So I said "I'll teach Him a Lesson!"

I went up to Mack and said "Oi, you hit my Aunt, didn't you!" Mack Replys "Maybe!"
So I draw my sword and Cut his Arm, and then I said fiercely "Don't Mess!"
Then Mack said, Frightenedly "Ok Man, Take it Easy!"
Mom told me that the house is Built back now...
so me and Mom went Back to WoodBrook and Lived Happily Ever After...

Until Matridge the Wizard CaSt a Pain Spell... and its reppaticve
so Dink goes to Matridges house and shouts at Matridge "WHAT THE FUDGE?!!" Matridge stops the Pain spell and says what...
So Dink goes home and Stays there for a while...

Then King Daniel sends another Messenger.
His Message was;
GoodHeart Castle.
GHC674

To, Dink Smallwood
Hello Sir Smallwood, I am In need of your help Dink.
There was Reports that the Gate to Hell Is open (Again) so I need you to Go and Shut it, If you Have nothing better to do, Of course.
If you Go you will Receive the Following;
1 Full Gold Knight Armour.
3 Atomical Bombs.
1 Claymore.
1 Crown (Not Mine of course) for Doing it.
And some other Awesome stuff Like More swords and Healing, Summoning and Freezing Spells, Also you will have a Stat Raise of 1000 on Each!

Thank you
King Daniel.

I decided to do it, so I shouted "Mom! Ive been Chosen to Shut some Gate!"
She Replyed weirdly "Coool"
So I Took nothing and went over to King Daniels Castle, And I received my Stuff, Oh how Awesome Did I Look!
Then King Daniel Came up to me, I though 'wow he ACTUALY Walked' and smiled, He then Said "Dink, Your look Good"
I replied "Thanks, Wheres this 'Gate'?" He Replied Shockingly "But Dink, Can't you already see it?!" I couldn't but I decided not to dissapoint him so I said "Oh, I didn't see it, Sorry!"
He told me to get in there and Kill it...
I Gulped and Walked slowly to the Gigantic Gate then all of a Sudden King Daniel Screamed "Dink, HELP... Matridge has Telepor..."
Then He was gone, the Gate to Hell went with Him, I took my Items and went over to Matridges and there was an Even Bigger Gate than before! I Barged into Matridges House and shouted, "Wheres Daniel!!?" and Matridge was startled, then In the corner was a Half King daniel and Half monster from hell!
I Knocked Matridge out, he Had a Reverse Spell, then a thought hit me 'This can Reverse the Gate and Reverse the Monster/Daniel thing!
So I cast it and Read the Spell "Allah Havis Reversius Moterly!"
Matridge woke Up surrounded by Gaurds and King Daniel was behind them, He Thanked me and Gave me 99999990999 Gold!!
I Ran home and Gave mum 875648576 Gold.
She was Pleased with me, So was I.
The Next Day Matridge had Teleported out of Jail into a Boat.
Guess who had to Catch Him.
Me!
So I set of in the Boat (Ship) that King Daniel had Gave me (Oh my King Daniels Kind) and then as My Ship had a Engine I eventualy Caught up with Matridge, He Climbed aboard my ship, Then I said "I'll let you Take a ride with me to Far away, IF You go Down into the Cellar and get me some beer!" so Matridge, (As Dumb as he is) went down Into the Cellar full of Knights and as Matridge went in I pulled off his spells (But he didn't notice) and Pushed him down then Locked the door, I heard the knights saying "Look Matridge, you have NO Weapons or Spells, Give up Matridge shouted up "Dink you B4ST4RD!" I just ignored him as I knew what was going to happen, so I said "Knights, Do what you want!" so I heard Matridge scream and Then there was the Familiar noise, Teleport like.
Matridge was gone!
But the knights had sent him to jail by Editing his Teleport Belt whilest he wasn't looking (I forgot the Belt) then We Drove back to Goodheart Castle and King Daniel Thanked me (Again!) for helping Him, he Gave me Twice the Amount of Cash than before!
I Ran home with My Knights, Guards and Servents, then I told my Mom that we had to move to our Own Land!
So I bought Land (119 x 129) And we Built 100 Houses there... and Bought more Servents.

Then Dink and His Mother Lived Happily ever after, For Now!

By Teej88.