The Dink Network

"Um, okay dude, you can be Satan if you want. Actually, Striker, I think of you more like a drug dealer. You got me hooked when you half-way finished BFTG, but never actually finished it. Now you're just waiting for me to come back, so you can jack up your prices... or something... Where was I going with this metaphor?"

I dunno, but you forgot to mention Striker and did mention Satan...