The Dink Network

The grotesque fiend known only as butthole was a relic from a forgotten era, a time of great transition in the realms of Dink. A time when the noble Disk Keepers of the realm would soon be joined by the ravenous masses of the 6th version, and chaos did descent upon the land. Though I had been bestowed the title of Disk Keeper seasons earlier, I had only just arrived in the realm in time to witness the inarticulate horror's arrival. It was here that the newly arrived Templar known as Tal distinguished himself in righteous combat against said abomination, joining forces with the veteran Keeper, WC. I believe even I joined the fight to drive yon beast from this land, as I do recall I had wagered a large sum of metaphorical coinage on the young Templar's success.

The valiant struggle went for more than a fortnight... skirmish upon bloody skirmish, until yon orificial monstrosity was banished from our hallowed halls, forevermore.