The Dink Network

I hit a badger? I did, but surely you guys don't know about it... It pwned our car though, apparantly that's the great new safety feature they're bringing into all new cars, if the slightest bit of strain is put on any point in the car it crumples up into a structure no bigger than a two pence piece to absorb the damage and protect the inhabitants.

Badgers are seriously dicks though, they're like the football hooligans of the animal kingdom (one nearly killed my dog).