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December 4th 2007, 12:41 AM
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Fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
hmm... i would change the world forever...

i would get the $10m, put it in bank, wait a few years for interest to build up, wait until microsot shares are cheap, buy microsoft, program viruses into all microsoft products that automaticaly send me everyones credit card details when they order online and slowly disintegrate their hard-drive. then, after doing so i would give the entire company back to whoever owned it before,and make it seem that they did it, not me. then i become rich and buy private jets (more like millitary jet) with the BEST technology in the world. and very spacious. so spacious i could fly a cesna inside without damaging anything. then i would steal everyones money using the virus, hide from the feds, buy the best encryption technology there is, cover up my tracks, steal more money, bribe all the news reporters to keep quiet, and then buy a satallite.

ok, after i have that done, (BTW the satellite is the best in the world) i would use the virus (it is a very good virus, isn't it?) to transfer all the worlds money to me (windows computers would work best, but some macs have windows apps on them, too!) and buy all of aussies military and police and other law enforcers. then i would buy plutonium/uranium (very expensive???) and order the aussie military to build nukes. then i would steal tech from US military (somehow, maybe with a newer, smarter, virus) and give the aussie military the designs. then we could nuke the worlds superpowers, including USA. especially USA. stuck up a-holes (it is a joke, i dont mean it).

now this is turning out pretty long, isn't it? well, i would steal the worlds money once more, and capture all people who attempt to bypass my security+viruses etc. and force them to work for me. if they dont they die. then i fly around in my huge plane (i don't mean fly the plane, i actually mean fly another plane inside the plane!) and then i would land and then fly the big plane and drop nukes on certain countries *cough cough* (sorry, i will get a lot of bad comments if i mention names) and then ALL HAIL NUKEMAN05, NUKEMAN5, NUKEMAN, FIREBALL5, FIREBALL, AND ARCTURUS, BRINGER OF ALL EVEIL! and i will change the spelling of the word 'evil' so that it is spelt 'eveil' because i misspelt it on MSN.

and that is what i would do with $10m