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BASIC programmer:
10 PRINT "Welcome back!"

JS scripter:
document.write("Welcome back!");

Also a JS scripter:
return "Welcome back!";

C++ programmer:
cout << "Welcome back!";

Python programmer:
print "Welcome back!"

Ummm... VB developer:
txtWelcome.text = "Welcome back!"

PHP scripter:
echo "Welcome back!";

MS-DOS batch file scripter:
echo Welcome back!

SQL scripter: err... Is that even possible? Hmm...
SELECT message FROM welcomer WHERE message = "Welcome back!";


Err... Yeah. XD
EDIT: dang, I just realized how many programming/scripting languages I know!