The Dink Network

Hi, I know there's a walkthrough out there for S.o.B. but I still can't seem to get the whiskey! =( I have the Herb Boots, talked to the guy at the Church of Abstinence, and drank from the well. But everytime I try to "pee" at the Church of Indulgence, it just says,"Tell me what happened here, pot!"

What am I missing? =(

Thanks!