The Dink Network

I am still stuck in Attack of the evil wizard, as I said... it's seen me wander aimlessly around till I've gone grey! Bought longsword from bootlegger, paid for but never got clawsword, am able to drink from fountain now, talked to every mortal and slapped the crap out of slayers, but still can't progress further than town of woe, please, what am I not doing?
Now just cause I am an old cheese compared to you young snappers, doesn't mean you can ignore me! I won't go away, I will however, send you all to bed without supper. So, don't make me come over there!