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February 12th 2006, 04:44 PM
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LadyValoveer
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
Mildly deranged. 
Last year I was feeling lazy, and decided that it would save a lot of time if, instead of putting my pegs away after I took my washing off the line, I just left them sitting on the line until next time.

Unfortunately, the friendly neighbourhood spiders also had a good idea, which was to set up home in the hollows of all my pegs. I wasn't particularly worried, because they were small, but I did get spider guts all over my clean clothes.

Anyway, the time came to move out, and I was feeling lazy again, so I didn't take the time to remove the spiders from the pegs, I just chucked everything in a plastic bag and sealed it up tightly. Surely, I reasoned, they'll be dead before the next time I decide to do any washing.

Today, several months later, I decided it was time to do some washing. All went well, until I unsealed my bag of pegs. After what I can only imagine was a cannibalistic orgy, I have managed to create an evil horde of uber-spiders! Perhaps I can con my parents into doing my washing next time.

Why do I never hear about these things happening to anyone else?