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November 20th 2005, 04:09 AM
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BeheadedDuck
Peasant He/Him Australia
So lazy... So incredibly lazy... 
Here's a funny Urban Legend:

Two potheads were sitting in their house, smoking the old rolled leaf or two. They both got hungry (I wonder why) and one told the other to order a pizza while he took care of some "business". The pothead who was ordering the pizza accidently called 911. When he heard the operator, he was shocked and hung up.
It's common for 911 service people to get hang up calls, which they have to respond to in case the bad guy got the phone and hung up or something. Anyways, the guy ordered the pizza, while his phone number and address was being tracked and police officers were rushing to the house. When they arrived, they followed protocol and knocked on the door. The pothead answered the door, thinking the pizza had arrived. He was abruptly shocked to see police officers!
They asked him and about the call and he told them it was a mistake. They sighed and were about to holster their guns when the other pothead walked into the room... holding a large bag of marijuana.
As the potheads were bring escorted to the police station, they saw the pizza deliverly boy walk and knock on their door, to get no response.


Now this didn't actually happen, but there have been a few cases:

A pot den was found when a man called 911 (and hung up) instead of 912 for his boss.
Another pot den was found when a man called 911 instead of 011 for the oversea drug smugglers.
A man 911 TO TELL THEM HIS SHED WAS BURNING DOWN. When the poilce arrived, they found out why his shed was buring down, and he was arrested soon after.