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we join a professor called labototiacatmatsatyaupyoursmrjinlesnoimnotdangmrbeandorkusmorkusklamaty
other wise call professor kalamity he had finaly finish his evil remote why was it evil you ask well it all started with a blue print he decided to fill the batteries woth nikolota oil in case you dont know what that is its a radioactive oil found in the core of the earth (this is in the future the professor invented nickolota oil and found the only way to stablize it was put it deep in the core of the earth)anyways he found that the super batteries were not compatible with the remote so he made a different remote with only the buttons he needed on it like power fast forward pause play stop volume mute audio subtitle zoom and program he also stuck a super metal that he invented that could take 99,999,999999 volts to make this he put all the strongest metals in a furnace and melted them together and replaced the weak metals of the remote with his strong one's weeks had passed and he had finaly finished he had all the power of the world at his finger tips in the form of a remote he could pause any object he wanted fast forward it mute a person he didnt want to hear subtitle them so what ever they said came out in
bold print in front of the and turn them off if the need occured not killing them but puting them in a coma like state he then set off in the world with his remote to play major pranks seeing as he was only ten he could not think of anyother more evil use for it and why is a ten year old a professor you ask because when he was three he was alredy in year 7 when he was six he was graduating high school when he was eight he had finished colledge and then he took up a professorshipwhen he was nine now ten he had accomplished the following:a time machine a evil remote a super telescope a phone that can translate dogs and cats a mutant person a monkey with an 108 IQ a evil childs toy that can brain wash a child to ask thier mummy to buy certain toys a super computer that you can literaly walk into and play games a magicle land where there are little funloving teddys with pictures on thier tummys that live in care-a-lot and a cupboard that takes you to a magical land where there are fauns and talking lions a beavers and a evil snow witch: after a full day of playing
around with his remote he had settled down to a rest he threw his remote behind his chair and it hit his time machine cotrol and the remote with the time machine where sent into the past he had just shrugged off this event not knowing what trouble it could cause 99,999,999999 years in the past.....
TO BE CONTINUED
PART TWO
we join dink in the sudden hearing of a very loud noise he has heard the noise before when a big eared alian who looked like a human with a english accent came down in what he called a tardis and didnt know what his name was so dink just called him doctor who any way he though the big eared alian was back so he quickly rushed to the sound and found something entirly different to a police phone booth it was a big machine that glowed with the occasional lightening bolt hiting the sky he decided to take a look in side "hello anyone in here"he shouted but no reply came only an ecco so he looked over on the engine and there was the remote he didnt know what it was until a cat walked in and he had accidently had it pointed at the cat and pressed one of the buttons and the cat froze right in its path he wondered what he had done he pressed another button and the cat moved really fast he press another button and the cat went back to where it was backwards he pressed another button and it move realy slow then he pressed the last button and the cat stared moving normaly again "wow" he said realizing the power he had at his finger tips.TO BE CONTINUED
other wise call professor kalamity he had finaly finish his evil remote why was it evil you ask well it all started with a blue print he decided to fill the batteries woth nikolota oil in case you dont know what that is its a radioactive oil found in the core of the earth (this is in the future the professor invented nickolota oil and found the only way to stablize it was put it deep in the core of the earth)anyways he found that the super batteries were not compatible with the remote so he made a different remote with only the buttons he needed on it like power fast forward pause play stop volume mute audio subtitle zoom and program he also stuck a super metal that he invented that could take 99,999,999999 volts to make this he put all the strongest metals in a furnace and melted them together and replaced the weak metals of the remote with his strong one's weeks had passed and he had finaly finished he had all the power of the world at his finger tips in the form of a remote he could pause any object he wanted fast forward it mute a person he didnt want to hear subtitle them so what ever they said came out in
bold print in front of the and turn them off if the need occured not killing them but puting them in a coma like state he then set off in the world with his remote to play major pranks seeing as he was only ten he could not think of anyother more evil use for it and why is a ten year old a professor you ask because when he was three he was alredy in year 7 when he was six he was graduating high school when he was eight he had finished colledge and then he took up a professorshipwhen he was nine now ten he had accomplished the following:a time machine a evil remote a super telescope a phone that can translate dogs and cats a mutant person a monkey with an 108 IQ a evil childs toy that can brain wash a child to ask thier mummy to buy certain toys a super computer that you can literaly walk into and play games a magicle land where there are little funloving teddys with pictures on thier tummys that live in care-a-lot and a cupboard that takes you to a magical land where there are fauns and talking lions a beavers and a evil snow witch: after a full day of playing
around with his remote he had settled down to a rest he threw his remote behind his chair and it hit his time machine cotrol and the remote with the time machine where sent into the past he had just shrugged off this event not knowing what trouble it could cause 99,999,999999 years in the past.....
TO BE CONTINUED
PART TWO
we join dink in the sudden hearing of a very loud noise he has heard the noise before when a big eared alian who looked like a human with a english accent came down in what he called a tardis and didnt know what his name was so dink just called him doctor who any way he though the big eared alian was back so he quickly rushed to the sound and found something entirly different to a police phone booth it was a big machine that glowed with the occasional lightening bolt hiting the sky he decided to take a look in side "hello anyone in here"he shouted but no reply came only an ecco so he looked over on the engine and there was the remote he didnt know what it was until a cat walked in and he had accidently had it pointed at the cat and pressed one of the buttons and the cat froze right in its path he wondered what he had done he pressed another button and the cat moved really fast he press another button and the cat went back to where it was backwards he pressed another button and it move realy slow then he pressed the last button and the cat stared moving normaly again "wow" he said realizing the power he had at his finger tips.TO BE CONTINUED
