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So this girl I think liked me and I liked her too. Well it was one week before I was leaving to move to Pennsylvania and me and her were meeting for the last time. While me and her were talking outside her back porch she leaned over and whispered in my ear "I want to have sex with you!". I was so startled that I immediately I thought I was hearing a TV (which was on in the house to my left)
What did I say? I said '...I have an ear infection and I have been deaf in that ear all week...what did you say?' She walked away seeming annoyed. It wasnt until later that I figured out what she said and before anyone PM's me about it...I REALLY DID HAVE AN EAR INFECTION IT WAS NOT MY FAULT! It just happened to be that of the four times I get an ear infection (from swimming) that week when she asked happened to be one of them...and she just happened to choose the deaf ear to speak into. I sincerely regret it not only, because I missed out, but I probably hurt her feelings.
If you wonder how I heard it though didnt know it was her. Well I could hear it from my good ear, but it was so faint I didnt realise it was from opposite side so I thought it was a voice from far away. There was a TV on in the house towards my good ear which I could hear and I initally thought thats where her voice came from til I realised she was standing right next to me.
Next week I will post my next lame adventure in this epic saga.
Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
P.S.
Dont feel bad for me. I write these stories, because their so hilariously bizarre I know they make people laugh. Besides these storys are all in the past and I have no reason to worry over it now.
What did I say? I said '...I have an ear infection and I have been deaf in that ear all week...what did you say?' She walked away seeming annoyed. It wasnt until later that I figured out what she said and before anyone PM's me about it...I REALLY DID HAVE AN EAR INFECTION IT WAS NOT MY FAULT! It just happened to be that of the four times I get an ear infection (from swimming) that week when she asked happened to be one of them...and she just happened to choose the deaf ear to speak into. I sincerely regret it not only, because I missed out, but I probably hurt her feelings.
If you wonder how I heard it though didnt know it was her. Well I could hear it from my good ear, but it was so faint I didnt realise it was from opposite side so I thought it was a voice from far away. There was a TV on in the house towards my good ear which I could hear and I initally thought thats where her voice came from til I realised she was standing right next to me.
Next week I will post my next lame adventure in this epic saga.
Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
P.S.
Dont feel bad for me. I write these stories, because their so hilariously bizarre I know they make people laugh. Besides these storys are all in the past and I have no reason to worry over it now.
