The Dink Network

Your name is Joeseph (Joe for short), an assassin from another dimension. You have some how been teleported to the world of Arfenhouse. You atempt to get help, but getting any one to speak in coherentsentences is like pulling teeth. It is madddening as are the seemingly random events that take place and the fact that the whole world seems to be conspiring to kill you. You are often forced to band with the inferioratingly annoying Housemaster and his companions wooggy, GoodKitty, Dog, and a pikachu apparently drawn in paint.

To make it interesing, you could use people from the Dink Network such as Kory for house master.

For inspiration check out ArfenHouse teh movie, Arfen House!! teh Movie too!!1, and Kill Billy: arfenhouse 3 trailer on newgrounds.