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August 17th 2004, 03:15 PM
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merlin
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15 things I would do if I was president:

1) Stop the war: it's kind of pointless. We need to focus on our OWN country before we focus on others.

2) Pro-abortion: The child doesn't know it's alive. How would it hurt to kill it?

3) Remove ban on fabulous marriages: I could care less what people do with themselves.

4) Legalize marijuana: As long as people aren't selling this stuff to kids or aren't smoking in public, let them do what they want. If they die, it's their fault.

5) Increase the driving age: We have way too many accidents with 16-year-olds.

6) Get rid of the yellow light at intersections: I don't understand this crap. My driving test said yellow means stop. I asked what red meant then after, and they said stop. So, if they both mean stop, why have two? Just make the red light longer.

7) Remove harsh censorship on TV shows: Kids need to be exposed to the world earlier in their lives. Such censorship doesn't exist in Europe, and I don't think it needs to exist here.

8) Get rid of the RIAA: They rip artists off and try to stop Internet sharing, despite the fact that such sharing increases their profits. They need to be repurposed.

9) Readily-Available condoms: That's right. Kids will explore their sexuality one time or another, and why make it harder by having to talk to someone to buy condoms? Just make machines on the street corner or something.

10) Restructure police departments: Police need to focus on real crimes, not give tickets for someone who goes just a bit too fast. As long as it isn't a ridiculous speed, I don't see a problem.

11) Stem cell research: A very important part, I believe this would open up new areas of science and medicine.

12) Manditory schooling: You can't drop out when you're 16. If you don't get through in time, you take it until you do. And pass with B's or better (C's or better in advanced classes).

13) Close the borders to Mexico: Yes, too many here. Bush needs to straighten up and realize that they don't really help our country (and they certainly hurt our economy).

14) Child birth limit: You get 4 kids. Maximum. That's it. Any more would be aborted.

15) Suicide: Make it legal (and I don't understand why it is illegal now - what would they do?). And if people in prisons want to kill themselves, let them. Give them a knife on the wall and check that its there before they leave the cell. More space for the next people.