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July 12th 2004, 02:51 PM
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VaultDweller
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Not to disturb you guys anymore, but I have another shootty story that Drake accidentally brought up.

Oh and thanks for the comment Tal...I love Biology. Oh did you know a duck's quack wont echo?

Anyway, one day I was eating lunch in middle school. I was in a covered area that had a building above me. Up there pipes could be seen that had little birds nesting on them. As I was eating a breadroll I saw something white quickly enter and leave my range of vision. Thinking nothing of it I bit into the bread...to taste something horrible. I suddenly realised whatever it was that fell, fell on my bread and I ate it. Thinking it may be bird shoot I looked up. Sure enough, a small wren (a common brown bird found all over North America) was staring down at me...I swear it was smiling!

On the bright side multiple asians I know tell me eating bird shoot is good for your immune system. (Asians believe many animal parts have healing/empowering properties)

(still feels sick to his stomach when he tells that story),
The Vault Dweller