The Dink Network

Oh yeah... a retro sword and sorcery epic like this one, or this one, mind you my pick would be Excalibur with Hans Zimmer doing a reworked Carl Orff for the score.

Now who to play Dink?

Unless this is going to be an A-grade studio film then I guess Tom Holland or Timothée Chalemet are out, and perhaps a little too old now.

What about:

Jacob Elordi

Maxwell Jenkins

Levi Miller

Finn Little

Griffin Gluck

Now, who would play Seth? - William Dafoe, Steve Carrell, John Travolta, Matt Damon, Keanu Reeves?

And who would play Milder? - Mark Wahlberg (probably too old), Austin Butler, Joseph Gordon-Levitt?

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