The Dink Network

ive decided to turn over a new leaf in order to earn the respect and acceptence of the DN. i have come to terms with my strong overwhelming homosexual desires which, under denile, have caused me much trouble in the area of mouth sewage and immature things. i will no longer be making references of any kind towards:

fuel injected pizza makers
lima beans
"cider drinking" of any form
six year old girls
toilets
TP
tal being a queer
tal being a homo
tal liking it up the dumper
"monkeys" of any shape or size
"spanking it"
fetus burgers
pooper snatching
poopy snatching
snatching the poopers
poop kicking
nose puking
toilet drinking
sniffing glue
midget fetishes

i would like my user name to be changed to "PGparty"

i WILL now be making comedic references to:
bananas