The Dink Network

Jesus Christ, Chuck Norris
and a normal man were on
a boat. They had to get to
land, but had no oars.
Jesus starts walking across
the water, and finally
makes it safely to the
other side.
Chuck joins Jesus, and
walks safely across too.
The normal man thought, if
they can do it, I can do it.
He walks out of the boat,
falls into the water, and
drowns.
Jesus frowns, looks at
Chuck and says: "You
think we should have told
him about the rocks?"
Chuck looks back and says:
"What rocks?"