The Dink Network

A Muslim was seated next
to an Australian on a flight
from Hong Kong to Sydney,
Australia.
After the plane was
airborne, drink orders were
taken. The Aussie asked for
a rum and coke, which was
brought and placed before
him.
The flight attendant then
asked the Muslim if he
would like a drink. He
replied in disgust, "I'd
rather be savagely raped
by a dozen whores and my
head stuffed up a sheeps
arsehole than let liquor
touch my lips."
The Aussie handed his
drink back to the attendant
and said, "I didn't know we
had a choice."