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October 15th 2011, 10:49 AM
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A woman was shopping when she got a call that her husband was near death and hospitalized. She said she would come right away, but spotted a bargain and spent all day at the shops.
When she got to the hospital, the lady doctor said, "I hope you enjoyed your shopping trip, because it will be you last. You husband will now require 24/7 care."
Wracked with guilt, the woman started crying. The lady doctor said, "Only joking, he's dead. Now let's see what you bought!"