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September 3rd 2011, 06:08 PM
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No really. Lemme state my reasons.

-It's too friggin' hot all over this country. This produces ass loads of dust that never goes away.
-The politicians are lazy freaks.
-The politics are getting out of hand
-The Westboro Baptist Church is screwing us over
-There's so much war
-It never snows (California)
-Natural Disasters such as hurricanes and tornadoes hit all the cool areas.
-Obama's a dummy.
-The economy is is poop stick.
-shoot's over priced in California due to the immense retardation of the government.
-Schools are non functional.
-Everyone in California seems to be an donkey.
-I hate all my ex girlfriends and they never leave me alone.
-There's a bunch of dumbasses that cause drama and ruin the spirit of school.
-The rich shout how awesome they are and never shut up.
-Donald Trump is scary.
-Predator hates it so it must be bad. (joke)
-Too many fires in California. There were over a thousand fires all over the state a couple summers ago. Had to go to Oregon to escape all the smoke.
-Same above in many other states
-Nowhere to go to escape the heat
-Too many friggin' wasps that seem to be immortal.
-The woods is getting crappy.
-Broadband is more expensive than the Moon.

Anyway I can escape to New Zealand where it's cool all year round and leave behind my depressing past?