The Dink Network

Well, uh, I guess I could try my hand at some o' this spam stuff. I mean, I do it all the time, so it shouldn't be too hard to go totally off-topic. It think it's a good idea to have at least one spam thread on a forum, especially if said forum doesn't have postcounts, or posting in the spam thread doesn't raise it if there is one.
So I'll just write this really boring, crude and totally off-topic (not to mention insulting) post, and annoy everybody who comes here, if anybody does. Here goes...

Okay, how did that go?