The Dink Network

Once upon a time there was a human .the organs had a meeting ((there magical ok?)) And wanted to decide who should be the boss. the heart says i should be boss because without me ud instantly all die .the lungs say i should be boss because without me no one would get any oxygen and die . the brain says i should be boss because i command the whole body and without me all of u would be useless .the kidney ((or whatever i believe its connected to stomache)) says i should be boss cuse i filter out all the $hit all the organs laughed at him.The kidney got mad and stopped filtering out the trash. 2 days later the hearts blood was toxic the brain couldnt think and the lungs barely worked .they all agreed that the kidney is the boss.
MORAL OF STORY:U dont have to be very important to be boss just a B|tch