I write the worst dialogue...
Haha, maybe it's because it's 12:30 at night, but I just inserted the following gem into my dmod (edited for presentation).
Scene: DJ (Dink's illegitimate son) announces to his pregnant wife Laura that he must leave to help Martridge (he hopes this will allow him to find his father.)
Laura: DJ, no! What about our child?!
DJ: What kind of father would I be? I've never even met my own father. If I don't find him... I'm a failure.
Laura: I know what kind of father you'd be. You'd be a real father. The kind who sees his son grow up.
DJ: Is that all I am to you? Nothing but a provider?
Laura: DJ! He's your son too!
DJ: I...I know. But I have to do this, baby
Laura: Please... I'm begging you.
DJ: I'm sorry Laura.
Somehow, it seems, I'm not the next Henrik Ibsen.
Edit: I especially like when DJ asks if he's nothing but a provider. You know how most guys would totally say that in real life.
Scene: DJ (Dink's illegitimate son) announces to his pregnant wife Laura that he must leave to help Martridge (he hopes this will allow him to find his father.)
Laura: DJ, no! What about our child?!
DJ: What kind of father would I be? I've never even met my own father. If I don't find him... I'm a failure.
Laura: I know what kind of father you'd be. You'd be a real father. The kind who sees his son grow up.
DJ: Is that all I am to you? Nothing but a provider?
Laura: DJ! He's your son too!
DJ: I...I know. But I have to do this, baby
Laura: Please... I'm begging you.
DJ: I'm sorry Laura.
Somehow, it seems, I'm not the next Henrik Ibsen.
Edit: I especially like when DJ asks if he's nothing but a provider. You know how most guys would totally say that in real life.
