It has come to my attention, through mass amounts of bickering and lunacy on the board, that the trolls - essentially, people who are here almost exclusively to cause trouble - have come out of their caves again to give the otherwise-happy Dink community a hard way to go. They see fit to pick fights with people, they defend their cause with the most pathetic of excuses, and in severe cases they'll be getting one or two once-happy threads closed.

How do we fight back, you may ask? Well, one very important tactic is to...

Avoid replying to any of their worthless posts.

In fact, that's pretty much all that the typical DN user can do. It's a simple, yet highly effective strategy.. if you do not feed them, they do not come back for more. We the staff members will still be on the mass-deleting craze that's been going on for weeks, if not months, now (as mentioned in the latest Recondite). It may not be very effective, but it's only fair to give these lamest of lamers a warning before we have to resort to banning them for a week or two, or maybe longer. You've all been warned.

(On an unserious note, we may have to resort to the squad of ninjas that Striker has appointed me.)