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This topic has been bugging the crap outta me for the past 5 minutes or so, so I'm going to post my dilemma here and pick up whatever is the most popular opinion as my own opinion... maybe. I still might debate it with myself later on.

Anyways, I cannot decide who is a worse actor... Tommy Wiseau of Wiseau Films, or Shaquille O'Neal of the corporate world/basketball.

Wiseau

Shaq

I honestly cannot decide, and I'm too stupid to get my own opinion on this subject. Shaq's words are dry, and Wiseau's delivery is all wrong. What do you think?

"No, I did not hit her! Oh hai mark."
My vote goes there for sheer failiure to act.

WHAT A STORY MARK

Perhaps you could suggest they hold a competition, between themselves.
They could try some traditional Shakesperean lines. Alternatively, just
fight it out with sledgehammers in 2 meters of Water....

Just being helpful,
Be well,

Matt