The Dink Network

right now, im in an internet cafe in movieworld. Honestly.
First of all, shnapps no offence but your country is weird.
aussie's have a strange obsession with salt, and extremley short jeans.
i mean if you opened up a store here selling nothing but female jeans that only JUST covered the pubes, youd be a billionare in a week.

Anyways all these cool themed rides and such got me wondering what the dink smallwood ride would be? A rollercoaster? A merry-go-round?
What do you think?

nobody say it should be a duck shooting range ~.~ thats just to obvious.

Barrels... he would ride a barrel down a hill and into the pond at the bottom followed swiftly by a drop bear attack which would leave him devastated and alone, limping prolly dragging one leg behind him.. which would be bent at a strange angle due to the five breaks he sustained on the way down as the barrel rolled over and over his tortured limbs.... oh wait, that's a bed time story not for the forum geesh sorry fellas... MY BAD!!

That's what you Kiwis tell your kids at night? You guys are weird too!

We breed em tough down under dinkulum ;D

I guess it will be something like a quiz with boring, sometimes pathetic and maybe one enjoyable question, which you can get at the entrance. It will let you run around the whole theme park to find clues. In the end, and several hours later, you'll be able to collect some useless reward.

You may or may not be free to punch visitors of the theme park and they may or may not attack you, run around screaming, die or disappear as if it is glitched. You may or may not be able to take a space bar with you to examine stuff around you and you may or may not make pathetic comments when trying to examine something that was delivered without an examine text. If you are lucky you'll meet a wizard which will teach you fireball, so you can burn down every evergreen you can find in the theme park.

the perfect Dink game would be feeding pigs and then being mocked by someone.

I actually like that idea! ^_^

So, you're in MovieWorld ... and all you can think of is getting on the internet.
Kiwis are weird.

Now where would my carnival game be

well, i had allready done all the rides, and theyed closed most of them for exclusive use for the people who bought the special chrissie armbands...
and my family were doing last minute shopping in a gift store before we left so i jumped on the pc

So they make you pay extra on most rides just because it's a holiday? Way to get you by the balls.