The Dink Network

What's a dink meet and what are those contests i've read about?

Dink meet is when dinkers get together in real life, contests are competitions in which participants make D-Mods filling certain queries and whatnot and the best D-Mod author gets a prize.

Have you ever been to a dink meet DD?

Nah, too young can't travel halfway around the world alone.

How old are you?

12

I'm 14,but I thought you were older than me.

DuckHater, where are you based? Kerala?

You're fourteen and have a tagline with the phrase "Life is short.Make fun of it."?

No offense, but I hate all the dastardly life is short quotes.

Life is short, kill yourself while you can.

A dink meet is a filling you put in your sammy dont listen to them geesh

Oh, I love Dink Meat. It's delicious! I put it in my sammiches also. I only like the ones Dan Walma sells though...and he's gone.

I WANT MY DINK MEAT!

Interesting absolution I'm going to send you to guidance and there going to give you a little "talk" ok.

I put bananas in my sandwich.

Yes,kerala.

I don't want to know what the sammich filling is made of...

Tal.

To be more precise, Tal's reproductive part.