The Dink Network

How to get into the forest?
The wizard doesnt allow me.

PS: I have found all the three rofls and have taken gold from the rofl well.

The rofls were bonuses. Talk to the guy in the house one screen south of Dink's house. The next place you need to be is along the cliffs.

But the ducking retard says nothing except "Hello, Dink"

No he doesn't. He says a lot more than that.

I cant really believe that you made the game.

You dont even know what to do.

You have to talk to the guy in the bar, and he gives you a note.

Duh!

At least you specified in your post how far along you were in the game.

Wait...

Yes Godley, it's called playing an RPG properly. Make sure to talk to all the NPCs before you say it's impossible.

In my defense, if you were at the point where talking to the guy does something, then the wizard has told you directly to talk to the guys in the bar.

Ok, now where the hell is the meta's pencil parcel?

North East screen in the forest.

I've spoken to everyone in Development City and done everything they asked - how to I get the boat to show up to take me to Pillbug's island?

Have you killed the wasps at the farm? It's around the southwest area.
<Note:>I played through it not too long ago and some of the wasp graphics are messed up, I'll fix that in the next update.

Yes, and got the sword and fireball magic and the treats in the NE. How is the boat supposed to appear?

Hmm...talking to the boat guy will let you talk to Tal (duck in the castle) about a pass. That should let you sail away. Or, if you haven't yet, there's an orb you need to talk to in the museum (underground area).