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Funny facebook posts and comments

May 11th 2011, 10:26 PM
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Mrgantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
if you have any funny facebook posts or comments by you or your friends post them here

In all my years, Ive never seen a injustice as I have today. A arabian boy was exiled from his own tribe unto ours for sticking it up a boys butt, and was placed next to one of our own. As he caused agony and shame amongst our own, It forced the tribe leader to force him into the darkest pit of shame and agony ever brought unto mankind...the corner. But though he be forsaken, Lord save this poor soul
May 12th 2011, 04:48 AM
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Here's one from my sister:

i knew i had sliced it's heart up....I knew it couldn't bear the pain i repeatedly kept giving it.I savored the redness..and the taste as I drew the knife down again......i was murdering the watermelon

you find lots of them at lolfbmoments.com
May 12th 2011, 10:38 AM
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Looks like that site was closed last July. But there's still Failbook.