dinks child hood
"mummy" "yes dink" "mummy did you just light a fire without a match" no dink i had a match see"
dink was born in a small town his dad disappeared and he kept on seeing his mum doing things that seemed unatuaral like lighting a fire with her bare hands and no match all together he thought his life was wierd and on top of that he had to feed pigs which smelt real bad and every time he did milder made sure he was thier to make fun of dink.
"pig farmer pig farmer"
"milder SHUTUP"
pig farmer fig farmer"
"MILDER UNLESS YOU WANT THIS FOOT UP WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE I SUGGEST YOU STOP IT"
"pig farmer"
"thats it"
"oww what did you do that for"
"you asked for it milder so its your fault"
"jokes on you dink you ma is here"
"dink what did you punch milder for"
"mum he was teasing me"
"now dink who found you in the forest when you got lost"
"right after took me to somewhere wierd and played blinds man bluff with me and ditched me oh yes i remember stupid stinking ugly farting MILDER"
"yes milder found you and who rescued you from that bonca in that cave just outside the village"
"milder did after he got me lost in it i could have been killed by that bonca the bonca said i feel threatened so i went over to pet it but it
hit its tail into me hows that for gratitude"
"dink now i told you before that never pet a wild bonca libbys one is okey cause its a trained one but you dont pat ones you find in caves or the forest now you appologise to milder for hiting him"
"sorry milder"
"ha dink got in trouble"
"milderr"
"sorry mrs smallwood"
"sorry dunk"
this is how dinks life started now lets go into the future where dink is 15.
"hey dink"
"yes milder"
"who you asking to the ball in teris im asking libby"
"umm im asking lyna" dink said then he continued in a wispering voice"dang i gotta change libbys mind"
later that day at libbys house
"hey libby"
"hey dink"
"so libby who you going to the ball with"
"no one yet dink why"
"milder said that you were going with him"
"he asked but i said no"
"ok will you go with me then"
"ya that would be good milder is such a jerk dont you think"
"yeah milder is a jerk hahahahaha"
later that day
"milder"
"yes dink"
"your a great jerk"
"yeah i know just wait did you just call me a jerk"
"yes i did"dink said then he ran away
"hey mum guess who i got to go to the ball with me"
"who darling"
"libby"
"milder told me you were going with lyna"
"no mum milder told me he was going with libby so i said lyna but then i went to libbys and she had no one to go with plus lyna alredy going with dave in teris"
the night of ball one month later
"hey libby hurry up im waiting down here what are you doing"
"geting redy dink"
"well hurry up we dont wanna be late"
"im redy"
so they traveled to teris
"now dink dont drink to much wine or else you might get drunk and im not going to either so i wont get drunk cause anything can happen when you are drunk like you could end up some place strange or even dead or you cloud do something real stupid like i dont know asult a guard and endup in jail"
"dont worry libby i wont i dont get drunk ever i leart my lesson the time i raided mum cupboard got drunk and killed ethels duck suposedly she says but i didnt do nothing to her duck the pink bonca killed it"
"yes dink the pink bonca killed it"
libby thinks'hes so dumb why did i ever go to the ball with him'
"cause im cute"
"dink did i just say that out loud i dont think my mouth moved"
"ok whatever that was dont do it again"
"i dont know what i did libby"
they went to the ball but niether of them kept
to thier word they both got drunk and in the morning having no memorie of what happened dink woke up in a strange house wich was no his own
"wow i brought a house woohoo"
"umm dink we brought it........
(ive started the story off now you do the next bit)
dink was born in a small town his dad disappeared and he kept on seeing his mum doing things that seemed unatuaral like lighting a fire with her bare hands and no match all together he thought his life was wierd and on top of that he had to feed pigs which smelt real bad and every time he did milder made sure he was thier to make fun of dink.
"pig farmer pig farmer"
"milder SHUTUP"
pig farmer fig farmer"
"MILDER UNLESS YOU WANT THIS FOOT UP WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE I SUGGEST YOU STOP IT"
"pig farmer"
"thats it"
"oww what did you do that for"
"you asked for it milder so its your fault"
"jokes on you dink you ma is here"
"dink what did you punch milder for"
"mum he was teasing me"
"now dink who found you in the forest when you got lost"
"right after took me to somewhere wierd and played blinds man bluff with me and ditched me oh yes i remember stupid stinking ugly farting MILDER"
"yes milder found you and who rescued you from that bonca in that cave just outside the village"
"milder did after he got me lost in it i could have been killed by that bonca the bonca said i feel threatened so i went over to pet it but it
hit its tail into me hows that for gratitude"
"dink now i told you before that never pet a wild bonca libbys one is okey cause its a trained one but you dont pat ones you find in caves or the forest now you appologise to milder for hiting him"
"sorry milder"
"ha dink got in trouble"
"milderr"
"sorry mrs smallwood"
"sorry dunk"
this is how dinks life started now lets go into the future where dink is 15.
"hey dink"
"yes milder"
"who you asking to the ball in teris im asking libby"
"umm im asking lyna" dink said then he continued in a wispering voice"dang i gotta change libbys mind"
later that day at libbys house
"hey libby"
"hey dink"
"so libby who you going to the ball with"
"no one yet dink why"
"milder said that you were going with him"
"he asked but i said no"
"ok will you go with me then"
"ya that would be good milder is such a jerk dont you think"
"yeah milder is a jerk hahahahaha"
later that day
"milder"
"yes dink"
"your a great jerk"
"yeah i know just wait did you just call me a jerk"
"yes i did"dink said then he ran away
"hey mum guess who i got to go to the ball with me"
"who darling"
"libby"
"milder told me you were going with lyna"
"no mum milder told me he was going with libby so i said lyna but then i went to libbys and she had no one to go with plus lyna alredy going with dave in teris"
the night of ball one month later
"hey libby hurry up im waiting down here what are you doing"
"geting redy dink"
"well hurry up we dont wanna be late"
"im redy"
so they traveled to teris
"now dink dont drink to much wine or else you might get drunk and im not going to either so i wont get drunk cause anything can happen when you are drunk like you could end up some place strange or even dead or you cloud do something real stupid like i dont know asult a guard and endup in jail"
"dont worry libby i wont i dont get drunk ever i leart my lesson the time i raided mum cupboard got drunk and killed ethels duck suposedly she says but i didnt do nothing to her duck the pink bonca killed it"
"yes dink the pink bonca killed it"
libby thinks'hes so dumb why did i ever go to the ball with him'
"cause im cute"
"dink did i just say that out loud i dont think my mouth moved"
"ok whatever that was dont do it again"
"i dont know what i did libby"
they went to the ball but niether of them kept
to thier word they both got drunk and in the morning having no memorie of what happened dink woke up in a strange house wich was no his own
"wow i brought a house woohoo"
"umm dink we brought it........
(ive started the story off now you do the next bit)
(as a reminder dont do to much i want other people to write thier bit too
(whats oh no not again mean)then just as dink was going red with trying to remember what he did that night libby said "dink need i remind you that this house has to rooms"
"what did milder get drunk and by a house with us too"
"no dink just us lyna and milder didnt drink as much wine as we did the other room is mine oh and the furniture and house costed alot so we are broke"
"libby lets sell the house and go home"
"i got a better idea dink how about we stay here for a couple of weeks our parents wont mind plus
remember that time we got drunk and worse things happened"
"no i had a hangover all i remember is puking all morning"
"we...
"what did milder get drunk and by a house with us too"
"no dink just us lyna and milder didnt drink as much wine as we did the other room is mine oh and the furniture and house costed alot so we are broke"
"libby lets sell the house and go home"
"i got a better idea dink how about we stay here for a couple of weeks our parents wont mind plus
remember that time we got drunk and worse things happened"
"no i had a hangover all i remember is puking all morning"
"we...
(i will write the next chapter in time also this is not a thread people can write thier bit of the story on anymore just me 
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