How to resurrect toast.
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This morning I gandered into the kitchen for some breakfast to ingest, when I noticed a cold, hard piece of toast sitting in the toaster from last night (forgot about the poor thing). It was one of those huge pieces you need to cook twice to get it evenly browned, so I filled a mug with water and popped it in my microwave with the offending piece of toast and blasted it with M-waves for 45 seconds. When I pulled it out, it was kind of soggy: another minute in the toaster and I had a perfectly edible hunk of dough to jam up and consume! Hallelujah!
This morning I gandered into the kitchen for some breakfast to ingest, when I noticed a cold, hard piece of toast sitting in the toaster from last night (forgot about the poor thing). It was one of those huge pieces you need to cook twice to get it evenly browned, so I filled a mug with water and popped it in my microwave with the offending piece of toast and blasted it with M-waves for 45 seconds. When I pulled it out, it was kind of soggy: another minute in the toaster and I had a perfectly edible hunk of dough to jam up and consume! Hallelujah!
wow DD that sounds just... umm... nyummy 
Mmmm... Canned rootbeer mix.... *Homer simpson drool*
You used JAM and not Vegemite schnapper! Sacrilidge!
Wasn't that something to use against dropbears?
Heck no that would be a horrible waste of vegemite - dang the drop bears - they can get their own.
