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June 30th 2012, 05:44 AM
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ExDeathEvn
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"Skinny Legend" 
Once upon a time, there was the end of the world. No wait, let's go back a moment...

void timewarp(void)
{
If (&story = 5);
{
&story -= 5;
say_stop("Reverse-Time complete", &Code);
}
}

Now where were we? Oh yes.

Once upon a time there was a dead corpse. This corpse was the corpse of a Goblin, one that those of this clan/group/whatever, referred to as the Leader.
After a catastrophic ammount of faulty code caused an error, his lifecycle was set into reverse. Let's just say the code caused it, and not my meddling with time to get this post on the forums before the world ended some 4 months ago- I mean, later.

After about a month, the blood around this corpse suddenly started flowing into it, and it got up, confused. A month later, and the Leader's second head shrank, eventually disappearing, before he started shrinking even furhter. Now out of confusion, he went to ask his tribe what was happening to him, only to remember he was trapped in a cave by a rock that had appeared out of nowhere.
As his body continued to shrink, becomming smaller and smaller faster and faster, he had some final words of wisdom for whomsoever might hear him, as he suddenly became a small, dead goblin fetus;
"I don't wanna go back in!"
And then the fetus suddenly imploded, returning to the form of a dead goblin leader's corpse.

And so kids, Once upon a time, there was the end of the world. No wait, let's go back a moment...