The Dink Network

dink smallwood is a path to the flames of hell

October 12th 2007, 06:49 PM
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joshriot
Peasant They/Them United States
keep it real 
my friends mom saw me on the dink network this morning and told me all dinkers are satan worshippers. dink smallwood is a demon game and you casters of the evil magic and dark craft are pawns for the mighty serpant lucifer. fireball spells is a double-edged four headed beast incarnation of the flames of hell and your children are marked by phantom deceitful evil forces. delete dink smallwood from your hard drive while you still have a chance, repent, lash your naked ass with a leather whip and beg the lord for mercy. if you have played dink smallwood in the past 24 hours you could be harboring an evil spirit within your body. call your minister for an exorcism before its too late. this is no joke.
October 12th 2007, 07:14 PM
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Fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
yay! hell!
October 12th 2007, 07:24 PM
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Erwin
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Friendship is magic 
Yay! Free heating in the afterlife!
October 12th 2007, 08:17 PM
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MMM, Sulphuric Acid.
October 13th 2007, 04:17 AM
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carrie2004
Peasant She/Her Canada
*chomp* 
But this is where all my friends are! Besides, I like
it warm and toasty!
October 13th 2007, 04:57 AM
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skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Me a satan worshipper?
October 13th 2007, 05:04 AM
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GOKUSSJ6
Peasant He/Him Poland
Everyone should get a pizza for free in each week. 
I think joshirot your mom looked on the Pentagram in your D-mod Prelude as a Icon for a FireBall.Anyway in all RPG games are Fireballs or Hellfire(In Castlevania) doesn't means that Dink Smallwood isn't a path for hell.
October 13th 2007, 05:08 AM
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skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
His FRIEND'S mother.
October 13th 2007, 06:20 AM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
I know people still stereotype groups, but thinking Dinkers are satan worshippers?

Okay, what the duck is up with that? I think someone needs to learn something about stereotyping and prejudice.
October 13th 2007, 06:43 AM
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skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Don't worry. She's mental.
October 13th 2007, 12:58 PM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
The demons in my head inform me that you're just making shoot up.
October 13th 2007, 01:11 PM
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Glennglenn
Peasant He/Him Norway
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
Your mum have problems. I diss Emo's\satan worshippers\hippies\etc, I'm not one of 'em.
October 13th 2007, 02:47 PM
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Chrispy
Peasant He/Him Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
Cult of the Dead Dragon, didn't 'cha know?
October 14th 2007, 01:33 AM
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Fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
well if i go to hell i'm taking everyone i know with me-including you, black gaurd. especially you
October 15th 2007, 01:09 AM
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LadyValoveer
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
Mildly deranged. 
Dead dragon carcass = Satan??

I thought this was a NICE cult!
October 18th 2007, 03:38 PM
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AHHHH, No hell is to hot and humid!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Slits throat, last thoughts:
"This won't make me avoid going to hell! AI..."*dies*
October 18th 2007, 05:27 PM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
What's the matter? Too HOT for you?

You could make hell freeze over, perhaps...
October 19th 2007, 12:27 AM
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Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
I remember, that last time I were in hell, there snowed.
October 19th 2007, 01:01 AM
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Fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
sucker... now i don't have to drag him by the ears into the higway of hel *listens to music while singing* Higway to hell!
October 19th 2007, 10:46 AM
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Tal
Noble He/Him United States
Super Sexy Tal Pal 
"I remember, that last time I were in hell, there snowed."

Oh snap, someone stole a line from the Zero Wing RPG I've been working on.
October 19th 2007, 10:52 AM
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Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Mwhahahahahaaaa! But I'm serious. There DID snow!
October 19th 2007, 02:21 PM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
"There did snow"?
October 19th 2007, 03:09 PM
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joshriot
Peasant They/Them United States
keep it real 
i were in hell. there did snow.

----->>>>>>snow<<<<<------

there did it.
October 25th 2007, 09:54 PM
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lance
Peasant He/Him United States
 
LOL, is she for real? That's got to be one of the funniest theing I've ever heard!!
October 26th 2007, 10:13 AM
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Phoenix
Peasant He/Him Norway
Back from the ashes 
She? Joshriot is male, mk-ale?
October 26th 2007, 10:47 AM
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Tal
Noble He/Him United States
Super Sexy Tal Pal 
I think Lance was referring to Josh's friend's mother, not Josh himself.
October 26th 2007, 02:15 PM
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Christiaan
Bard They/Them Netherlands
Lazy bum 
Josh might stille be female. Does anyone know for sure he isn't?
October 26th 2007, 03:11 PM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
Oh yeah, Josh(ua?) is a very girlish name.
October 28th 2007, 04:23 AM
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krisknox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
im not a satanist joshriot your a duckin ass she dog
October 28th 2007, 04:39 AM
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*CRAWLS FROM FLOOR*
Hmm hell is awful like my lounge room...
October 28th 2007, 11:18 AM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
dang, krisknox. Learn to READ next time, josh is a good guy.

Also, you'll probably go to hell (if you believe in that) if you swear that much without reason. Calm down, will ya?
October 28th 2007, 11:33 AM
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Christiaan
Bard They/Them Netherlands
Lazy bum 
So you when you believe in hell, you're able to get there? Wow. I think I'll start believing there's a heaven with a 1000 virgins.
October 28th 2007, 01:51 PM
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Phoenix
Peasant He/Him Norway
Back from the ashes 
It's a path to the flames of hell. You're not there yet, mind you.
October 28th 2007, 02:00 PM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
No, you just believe you would go there. It might not be true, but it's what you believe.

I don't believe in "you will end up in what you believed".
October 28th 2007, 04:12 PM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
Hmm... let's see... if you're in heaven with a 1000 virgins, you'd probably be dealing with mostly children and really, really ugly people. Do you really want that?

You're better off aiming for the 69th level of hell, where Sphinx keeps all the hot nymphos.
October 28th 2007, 05:47 PM
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Christiaan
Bard They/Them Netherlands
Lazy bum 
So it's safe to deduce you don't like doing sexy time with children and ugly people?

You surprise me.
October 28th 2007, 09:41 PM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
Well, considering your earlier posts in the Happy Sunshine thread, I'm not surprised at your inability to determine other people's sexual preferences.
October 29th 2007, 12:48 AM
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fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
you ppl are sick. especially simonK, but you ppl are still sick
October 29th 2007, 03:20 AM
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Chrispy
Peasant He/Him Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
You get used to it. Plus, there's much, much worse places and people out there.
October 29th 2007, 03:39 AM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
It's true, as you get older, it'll probably bother you less and less till it's almost normal.
October 29th 2007, 04:56 AM
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GOKUSSJ6
Ghost They/Them
 
Yeah josh is a good guy....The only one who can save us from hell is CHUCK NORRIS AND THE KARATE TEAM!

(Wroting from IMac in my school)
October 29th 2007, 02:42 PM
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Christiaan
Bard They/Them Netherlands
Lazy bum 
Well, considering your earlier posts in the Happy Sunshine thread, I'm not surprised at your inability to determine other people's sexual preferences.

You're right. It's a miracle I can consider myself quite lucky in the game of love, though. Well, not much of a game when you're together for almost 4 years. Come to think of it, that might be the cause for my handicap. Wow, I rock at psychology (and drinkning wine)
October 29th 2007, 03:16 PM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
fireball, we're not sick. You have definitely not seen the worst parts of the internet. And I hope you don't.
October 29th 2007, 03:30 PM
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Phoenix
Peasant He/Him Norway
Back from the ashes 
I have... *shivers*... and I don't want to see any of that again.
October 29th 2007, 06:03 PM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
I know the feeling, Phoenix.
October 29th 2007, 09:24 PM
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Chrispy
Peasant He/Him Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
Seconded.
October 29th 2007, 11:11 PM
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Christiaan
Bard They/Them Netherlands
Lazy bum 
you mean like this?

Warning kids, content may be shocking.

October 30th 2007, 12:18 PM
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VaultDweller
Peasant He/Him United States
Wanderer of the Wasteland 
I don't get it or why it's supposedly shocking.

Is there sound? I'm in a PC lab at college and the sound is off on all the computers.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
October 30th 2007, 01:18 PM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
Let's just say, you don't get the full effect without the sound. In fact, I imagine it to be quite boring without.
October 31st 2007, 12:37 AM
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fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
i don't get it> all it says is "badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, badger,
October 31st 2007, 02:08 AM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
That's funny!

But how is the content shocking? I watched it for about a minute and then turned it off.
October 31st 2007, 03:01 AM
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fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
i then whatched it a bit longer and realised it had a snake in it. not very shocking, though
October 31st 2007, 03:56 AM
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That was more pointless than the day i attempted to outsmart our schools IT technician.
October 31st 2007, 04:30 AM
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fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
well at least you're smarter than the IT assistant...
October 31st 2007, 04:54 AM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
It's called random humor.

Me, I'm not too much a fan of Badger Badger Badger or any of the 100,000 spinoffs (Except maybe Agent Agent Agent MORPHIUSSS).
October 31st 2007, 04:02 PM
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But next year I AM the IT assistant...
October 31st 2007, 04:36 PM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
Not shocking??! Why you must have veritable nerves of steel, good sirs!
November 1st 2007, 04:45 AM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
The what?
November 1st 2007, 04:38 PM
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fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
at our school we have computers (like all schools do) and we have a computer guy who works there and teaches them. he is really good at computers and etc. and he has this 'IT assistant' that walks around and helps him set things up. personally i hate the it assistant, because he is my arch-nemesis, j***d.
November 2nd 2007, 07:32 PM
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rabidwolf9
Peasant He/Him United States
twitch.tv/rabidwolf9 
Apparently my school agrees with your friend's mom josh, today they blocked www.dinknetwork.com and talporn.com. Those suckers haven't figured out that I can still use dinknetwork.com
November 2nd 2007, 11:57 PM
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krisknox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
i just type"dink smallwood" then BOOM im here
November 3rd 2007, 12:53 AM
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fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
maybe because it has porn in some dmods (like PQ and SOB)
November 3rd 2007, 03:56 AM
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Chrispy
Peasant He/Him Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
Maybe it's the whole fact that Dink-Network sounds like an erotic listing/dating site for homosexual men?
/end sarcasm
November 3rd 2007, 04:31 AM
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fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
hmm... maybe thats how my friend found this place...
November 3rd 2007, 07:57 AM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
I like how you said "my friend" there.
November 3rd 2007, 02:10 PM
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lance
Peasant He/Him United States
 
If this S#&T is true, then I have a really good investment in property!
Is your mom "for REAL?
November 3rd 2007, 03:34 PM
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GOKUSSJ6
Peasant He/Him Poland
Everyone should get a pizza for free in each week. 
FIRENDS mom lance!
November 3rd 2007, 04:19 PM
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Nicco
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
The only one, Nicco 
I think you meant friends
November 3rd 2007, 05:35 PM
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fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
over here in aussie we say it 'mum'
November 4th 2007, 03:34 AM
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Phoenix
Peasant He/Him Norway
Back from the ashes 
Yeah.. hehe, it's like how people who have something to bring up about themselves, but aren't able to, might go to somebody and say "I have this friend who..."
November 4th 2007, 06:54 PM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
Also, "erotic listing/dating site for homosexual men" ... "HIS friend".

Um, yeah. XD
October 4th 2019, 02:27 PM
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Skurn
Peasant He/Him Equatorial Guinea duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
better it be satan, a being that encourages free will and knowledge, than a genocidal maniac that slaughters people at the drop of a hat.

yay satan!