Who likes Pigs!?
I think they do have their particular charms.
Just a pity they can't say mooo!
Just a pity they can't say mooo!
Yay self-referential posts.
I don't particularly like pigs, but I don't dislike them either.
I don't particularly like pigs, but I don't dislike them either.
kinda biggest exports in demark
ahhhh........ i like pigs
ahhhh........ i like pigs
Pigs? Uh I mean, Oink?
Heh heh. Yeah, they're ok.
Heh heh. Yeah, they're ok.
Pigs seem pretty friendly. They like to be scratched behind the ear!
DaVince: What spam? This is off-topic.
dink0matic: I thought carlsberg was Denmark's biggest export?
DaVince: What spam? This is off-topic.
dink0matic: I thought carlsberg was Denmark's biggest export?
well i don't know
but we get much more profit on the oinkers than carlsberg
hic
but we get much more profit on the oinkers than carlsberg
hic
Sure, it's an offtopic forum, but don't forget things CAN get out of hand if everyone starts asking stupid questions for topics, like "birthdays in may, duck you, do you like <random thing #718351278>?". Just my opinion.
Conversation between Jules and Vincent - Pulp Fiction:
Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf___er. Pigs sleep and root in sh_t. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherf___in' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf___er. Pigs sleep and root in sh_t. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherf___in' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
Does any of you have a pig at home? Cause I do. And a cow too
I don't. But anyway, do you have a farm cypry?
Never mind that actually. I request this topic to be closed. I don't think the board should be clogged up with CRAP!
In the words of Sphinx... the irony is palpable.
In the words of Sphinx... the irony is palpable.
I have absolutely no idea what that means but anyway...
I completely agree!
I have absolutely no idea what that means but anyway...
I completely agree!
Pigs are nice... but I prefer bacon!!
yeah... I like bacon and other assorted meat products.
Hey kids! I've got a hankerin' for some pork products!
WHO YOU CALLIN' A KID!? Even though I am only 12 in a day or two.
Sounds like kid to me.
Start saying that once you're 15 or older, eh?
Start saying that once you're 15 or older, eh?
15? I thought it was 13 or older, eh?
13 is teenager age!
13 is teenager age!
13 is teenager age!
In fact every age between 10 and 19 is teenager age, remarkable isn't it?
Come to think of it, I stop being a teenager in less then a month, I feel so old...
In fact every age between 10 and 19 is teenager age, remarkable isn't it?
Come to think of it, I stop being a teenager in less then a month, I feel so old...
In fact every age between 10 and 19 is teenager age, remarkable isn't it?
There's no tenteen, no eleventeen and certainly no twelveteen. Silly rabbit.
There's no tenteen, no eleventeen and certainly no twelveteen. Silly rabbit.
Yes, here is.
Twelveteen is really 22. And tenteen is really 20.
Twelveteen is really 22. And tenteen is really 20.
Legally, yes... mentally... most people I know are still kids at 18. Intentional stunting of mental growth in modern society and all that.
That, and the internet allowing people to still act out for as long as they want too.
Horrible, isn't it?
/I'll leave it up to you to decide if I'm sarcastic or not.
Horrible, isn't it?
/I'll leave it up to you to decide if I'm sarcastic or not.
you'll find a good 90% of the threads end up straying from the original topic...Even moreso in the "Off-topic section"
Going off-topic from and off-topic? Is that even possible? Let alone legal!?
Hey, how many things can pigs be made into? There's bacon, pork...?
...Pork isn't made out of pigs...Pork is pigs.